Dark chocs help to fight ME
From The Sun
By CLODAGH HARTLEY
December 18, 2006
DARK chocolate helps to prevent a chronic illness, scientists have discovered.
Eating a small bar every day fights the fatigue syndrome once known as yuppie flu, tests have revealed.
The illness — myalgic encephalomyelitis (ME) — leaves sufferers exhausted and with neurological problems. People taking part in a study at Hull Royal Infirmary found they felt better after eating specially-formulated dark chocolate every day for eight weeks.
But chocaholics will have to search around — only chocolate made with 85 per cent cocoa was found to have health benefits. Professor Steve Atkin said: “No one has examined the effects of chocolate on ME before, so this is a very exciting result for us.“The participants took 45g of special chocolate high in polyphenol chemicals for eight weeks. They then had a two-week rest before taking a placebo chocolate, low in polyphenols, for the same time. After the first period they felt less fatigue and once they moved to a placebo chocolate they began feeling more tired again.
“They didn’t experience any significant weight gain either.”
Polyphenols can reduce the risk of heart disease, cancer and strokes. Chocolate also increases serotonin, which regulates mood.
Monday, December 18, 2006
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Charlie Crocked
With the game only at the half way point news that charlie has damaged his medial knee ligament.
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Saturday, December 09, 2006
For Mac Enthusiasts or people who dislike the welsh
Story taken from 'Ping Wales', a leading Welsh IT News Site
Apple discontinues UK mail-in repair service
Take a hike, Mr Jones
In a manoeuvre distinguished by both its stealth and audacity, Apple UK has discontinued its mail-in repair service without notifying its customers or, it appears, its resellers. The move came to Ping Wales' attention when regular contributor and resident Mac guru David Chisnall contacted Apple to schedule a repair for a PowerBook which has been registered with the vendor's AppleCare Protection Plan, a service that extends the warranty on Apple products from the statutory requirement of one year to three. It also extends telephone support from the standard 90 days after purchase to three years.
However, instead of going through the usual procedures associated with the direct mail-in service – which involve Apple sending the customer prepaid shipping labels, packaging material if it's needed, and paying for shipping to and from its repair centre – he was told to take the machine to the nearest Apple authorised repair centre.
Apple declined to comment on the matter, but a call to the company's tech support call centre confirmed that the mail-in repair service had been discontinued just over a month ago.
A straw poll of businesses in Wales which use Macs reveals that no business customers have been informed of the change to the repair service. Among the companies polled is fotoLibra.com, a digital picture library based in Harlech.
Gwyn Headley, managing director, told Ping Wales: "We haven't received any information from Apple to inform us of this change, but though it is a cynical viewpoint, I'm not surprised at any computer manufacturer reducing their support service, because of the cost to maintain it."
Headley added that the move will not dissuade fotoLibra.com from making future Apple purchases, as the performance of its other Apple equipment, such as servers and laptops, had been largely faultless.
Apple resellers in the region told Ping Wales that they hadn't been informed of the change either, adding that this did explain why the number of repairs coming in had increased significantly over the last few weeks.For Apple customers in South and West Wales, this means taking their faulty equipment to Cardiff. For those living in more northern parts of Wales, getting Apple products repaired may take a trip to Chester or beyond.Either way, any Welsh business considering buying Macs now has to take into consideration the impact this will have on the total cost of ownership of the equipment. Popping a machine in a box and handing it to the UPS man is a lot cheaper than having a technician drive to Cardiff twice. There's also the issue of downtime; many repairs will require parts to be ordered, and can't be completed while the customer waits, so the machine will have to be left for a day or two.
Apple's FAQ on the AppleCare service states: "The AppleCare Protection Plan includes telephone technical support, global repair coverage, on-site repairs for desktop computers, web-based support resources and powerful diagnostic tools."
At the time of publishing, Apple continued to assert in its terms and conditions that a direct mail-in service was available for most equipment covered by AppleCare. However, as the company has not made any official statement on the matter, it remains to be seen whether this service promise will be honoured for existing customers without the pressure of a class-action lawsuit.
Ping Wales is Wales' leading technology news site. Register for free at pingwales.co.uk.
Apple discontinues UK mail-in repair service
Take a hike, Mr Jones
In a manoeuvre distinguished by both its stealth and audacity, Apple UK has discontinued its mail-in repair service without notifying its customers or, it appears, its resellers. The move came to Ping Wales' attention when regular contributor and resident Mac guru David Chisnall contacted Apple to schedule a repair for a PowerBook which has been registered with the vendor's AppleCare Protection Plan, a service that extends the warranty on Apple products from the statutory requirement of one year to three. It also extends telephone support from the standard 90 days after purchase to three years.
However, instead of going through the usual procedures associated with the direct mail-in service – which involve Apple sending the customer prepaid shipping labels, packaging material if it's needed, and paying for shipping to and from its repair centre – he was told to take the machine to the nearest Apple authorised repair centre.
Apple declined to comment on the matter, but a call to the company's tech support call centre confirmed that the mail-in repair service had been discontinued just over a month ago.
A straw poll of businesses in Wales which use Macs reveals that no business customers have been informed of the change to the repair service. Among the companies polled is fotoLibra.com, a digital picture library based in Harlech.
Gwyn Headley, managing director, told Ping Wales: "We haven't received any information from Apple to inform us of this change, but though it is a cynical viewpoint, I'm not surprised at any computer manufacturer reducing their support service, because of the cost to maintain it."
Headley added that the move will not dissuade fotoLibra.com from making future Apple purchases, as the performance of its other Apple equipment, such as servers and laptops, had been largely faultless.
Apple resellers in the region told Ping Wales that they hadn't been informed of the change either, adding that this did explain why the number of repairs coming in had increased significantly over the last few weeks.For Apple customers in South and West Wales, this means taking their faulty equipment to Cardiff. For those living in more northern parts of Wales, getting Apple products repaired may take a trip to Chester or beyond.Either way, any Welsh business considering buying Macs now has to take into consideration the impact this will have on the total cost of ownership of the equipment. Popping a machine in a box and handing it to the UPS man is a lot cheaper than having a technician drive to Cardiff twice. There's also the issue of downtime; many repairs will require parts to be ordered, and can't be completed while the customer waits, so the machine will have to be left for a day or two.
Apple's FAQ on the AppleCare service states: "The AppleCare Protection Plan includes telephone technical support, global repair coverage, on-site repairs for desktop computers, web-based support resources and powerful diagnostic tools."
At the time of publishing, Apple continued to assert in its terms and conditions that a direct mail-in service was available for most equipment covered by AppleCare. However, as the company has not made any official statement on the matter, it remains to be seen whether this service promise will be honoured for existing customers without the pressure of a class-action lawsuit.
Ping Wales is Wales' leading technology news site. Register for free at pingwales.co.uk.
Injury Crisis Deepens
Such is the luck Newcastle have had this seasons with injuries i find myself expecting at least one player to limp out of every game, just hoping that its a position we can cover with players returning. Through a combination of versitile players (solano, sibierski, ramage and charlie) and a productive physio team Newcastle have managed remarkably well.
Saturdays game against Blackburn might have tested the already stretched squad to its limits, with a further three injuries to add to the list and at least a week before any of our walking wounded are expected to be available.
Glenn Roeder is maintaining that Newcastle will continue on, while there is little else he can do i wonder how other clubs would be handling it.
GK: Given, Srnicek, Harper, Krull
DR: Carr
DL: Babayaro, Bernard
DC: Taylor, Ramage, Moore, Bramble
MR: Milner, Solano
ML: Charlie, Duff, O'Brien
MC: Butt, Parker, Emre, Dyer
SC: Martins, Luque, Rossi, Owen, Ameobi, Sibierski
Reserves:
DC: Huntington
D/M: Gate
MC: Pattison
SC: Troisi, Carroll
Saturdays game against Blackburn might have tested the already stretched squad to its limits, with a further three injuries to add to the list and at least a week before any of our walking wounded are expected to be available.
Glenn Roeder is maintaining that Newcastle will continue on, while there is little else he can do i wonder how other clubs would be handling it.
GK: Given, Srnicek, Harper, Krull
DR: Carr
DL: Babayaro, Bernard
DC: Taylor, Ramage, Moore, Bramble
MR: Milner, Solano
ML: Charlie, Duff, O'Brien
MC: Butt, Parker, Emre, Dyer
SC: Martins, Luque, Rossi, Owen, Ameobi, Sibierski
Reserves:
DC: Huntington
D/M: Gate
MC: Pattison
SC: Troisi, Carroll
Friday, December 08, 2006
New Look!
As promised the old blogger accounts, those without easy editing and password protection, have been converted to the Blogger Beta system. This means that i have updated 'Out In The Cold' but in the process the modifications i made to the template have been lost.
This site will still operate as a general area of my blog, users should not notice much change.
Gwip
This site will still operate as a general area of my blog, users should not notice much change.
Gwip
Identity Card Revolt
Citizens will face fine rather than sign up to ID card register
From Out-law.com.
Hundreds of thousands of people will refuse to sign up to the UK Government's planned identity register, according to just-published research. Around eight per cent of those surveyed said they would refuse to sign up to the database even if they are fined.
The survey was carried out by polling firm YouGov on behalf of the Daily Telegraph newspaper and in a sample of 1,979 people found that a significant proportion were prepared to defy the government over the database.
Of the 39 per cent of people who opposed the identity register, 21 per cent said they would resist signing up, even if it meant paying a small fine. That figure is eight per cent of the total.
If the figures are extrapolated to the entire UK population of 60 million people they mean that 23.4 million would oppose the database and 4.8 million would be prepared to face a fine for resisting signing up. If just two per cent of the country's over 16s refused to register then the Government would face a one million person revolt, the Telegraph said.
The survey found that 52 per cent of people are unhappy at their details being kept on a database, and that the biggest concern was that people could access the information who were not entitled to see it. Of those 52 per cent of people, 77 per cent said that they believed unauthorised personnel would see the information, while 71 per cent said the system could contain harmful errors about them.
The national identity register will be the main database for the Government's proposed ID cards. The register will contain identifying biometric data.
Though residents will not be required to carry the ID card at all times, OUT-LAW revealed last week that the ID card legislation allows the mobile fingerprint scanners that police are currently testing to access that database. That means that if police are given the go-ahead for mobile fingerprint machines, someone's identity can be checked immediately on the street against the database.
The Telegraph survey showed that there were high levels of approval for many of the kinds of surveillance that are on the increase in the UK. CCTV cameras in high streets were approved of by 85 per cent of people, photographing airline passengers by 72 per cent. Maintaining DNA material on a national database had an approval rating of just 37 per cent.
Information Commissioner Richard Thomas has repeatedly warned that the UK is becoming a surveillance society without any real public debate about the process or its consequences.
"Two years ago I warned that we were in danger of sleepwalking into a surveillance society," Thomas said in November. "Today I fear that we are in fact waking up to a surveillance society that is already all around us."
Despite 79 per cent of people surveyed saying they thought the UK was a surveillance society, 62 per cent said they did not feel they were spied upon.
Copyright © 2006, OUT-LAW.com
OUT-LAW.COM is part of international law firm Pinsent Masons.
From Out-law.com.
Hundreds of thousands of people will refuse to sign up to the UK Government's planned identity register, according to just-published research. Around eight per cent of those surveyed said they would refuse to sign up to the database even if they are fined.
The survey was carried out by polling firm YouGov on behalf of the Daily Telegraph newspaper and in a sample of 1,979 people found that a significant proportion were prepared to defy the government over the database.
Of the 39 per cent of people who opposed the identity register, 21 per cent said they would resist signing up, even if it meant paying a small fine. That figure is eight per cent of the total.
If the figures are extrapolated to the entire UK population of 60 million people they mean that 23.4 million would oppose the database and 4.8 million would be prepared to face a fine for resisting signing up. If just two per cent of the country's over 16s refused to register then the Government would face a one million person revolt, the Telegraph said.
The survey found that 52 per cent of people are unhappy at their details being kept on a database, and that the biggest concern was that people could access the information who were not entitled to see it. Of those 52 per cent of people, 77 per cent said that they believed unauthorised personnel would see the information, while 71 per cent said the system could contain harmful errors about them.
The national identity register will be the main database for the Government's proposed ID cards. The register will contain identifying biometric data.
Though residents will not be required to carry the ID card at all times, OUT-LAW revealed last week that the ID card legislation allows the mobile fingerprint scanners that police are currently testing to access that database. That means that if police are given the go-ahead for mobile fingerprint machines, someone's identity can be checked immediately on the street against the database.
The Telegraph survey showed that there were high levels of approval for many of the kinds of surveillance that are on the increase in the UK. CCTV cameras in high streets were approved of by 85 per cent of people, photographing airline passengers by 72 per cent. Maintaining DNA material on a national database had an approval rating of just 37 per cent.
Information Commissioner Richard Thomas has repeatedly warned that the UK is becoming a surveillance society without any real public debate about the process or its consequences.
"Two years ago I warned that we were in danger of sleepwalking into a surveillance society," Thomas said in November. "Today I fear that we are in fact waking up to a surveillance society that is already all around us."
Despite 79 per cent of people surveyed saying they thought the UK was a surveillance society, 62 per cent said they did not feel they were spied upon.
Copyright © 2006, OUT-LAW.com
OUT-LAW.COM is part of international law firm Pinsent Masons.
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Full to bursting!
For those of you that think one more mouthful cant do any harm, take heed from the story of the 13ft Burmeese Python that exploded while attempting to swallow a 6ft alligator.
In this case experts in Florida believe that the alligator, not taking too kindly to being swallowed whole, clawed at the snakes stomach causing the snake to 'burst'
So the lesson here is always make sure your alligators are dead, sedated or wearing big mits before attempting to swallow them whole....
...Oh and watch out for 13ft snakes in Florida
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Chemistry News
American and Russians have discovered a new element, ununoctium.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/10/17/element_118/
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/10/17/element_118/
Monday, October 16, 2006
Googles big mistake?
Google last week announced that it had bought the video sharing service Youtube for $1.64bn. This has surprised many for a number of reasons:
- firstly Youtube, whilst having a large number of users fails to generate any sizable income.
- Google had been developing Google Video, a similar service
- Myspace, another large community site sold for only $580m
There is a thought that Google could harness the large user base at Youtube to generate a large revenue but this is where the problems start. The big draw to the site is the searchable copyrighted clips, the copyright owners in the past have not looked to claim against Youtube as they have no money, the best result that could be achieved would be the closure of the site.
With Google's large pockets funding the company there are reports of major companies looking to claim copyright infringment and the big payoff that would result.
The question now is how does Google respond, hold out and fight the legal battle? remove the copyrighted material and strip its user base? or attempt to deal when they appear to be backed into a corner?
The creaters of Youtube must be laughing all the way to the bank...
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Mac Security Updates
New updates have been released for Mac OS X users, 1 relating to the mac version of Skype and the other a generic OS X update.
The Register:
'The security bug stems from a format string error in the Skype URI handler. The flaw creates a potential means for hackers to create a maliciously constructed Skype URL which, if followed, might allow them to inject hostile code onto vulnerable systems.
The security bug affects Skype versions prior to 1.5.0.80. Users are advised to upgrade to this version of the software, as explained in an advisory by the firm here. The bug was discovered by security researcher Tom Ferris.
In related news, Apple released a security update designed to address multiple vulnerabilities in Mac OS X (some of which have become the target of hacker exploitation) last weekend. Security notification firm Secunia has published a useful overview of these various vulnerabilities here. ®'
The Register:
'The security bug stems from a format string error in the Skype URI handler. The flaw creates a potential means for hackers to create a maliciously constructed Skype URL which, if followed, might allow them to inject hostile code onto vulnerable systems.
The security bug affects Skype versions prior to 1.5.0.80. Users are advised to upgrade to this version of the software, as explained in an advisory by the firm here. The bug was discovered by security researcher Tom Ferris.
In related news, Apple released a security update designed to address multiple vulnerabilities in Mac OS X (some of which have become the target of hacker exploitation) last weekend. Security notification firm Secunia has published a useful overview of these various vulnerabilities here. ®'
Saturday, September 23, 2006
Updates
Hi All.
This section hasnt been updated recently for a number of reasons, firstly ive not been near an internet connection for ages and secondly cause the updates have been going to the members area.
I know some people are having dificulties viewing that so any updates i make will be automatically sent to a mailing list. If you wish to be included (AG im guessing) then let me know.
As for tonight, Google as a whole is having a number of issues which they will hopefully have fixed in the morning, I will give a more detailed update on my latest adventures then. The update will also benefit from me having slept before writing it.
I returned this evening, completley shattered, but to find that some problems have been fixed - i should now have access to Skype, so i should be intouch with people tommorrow and i now have a working telephone, though maintenance hasnt left me the number and they had all left by my return. I should hopefully be able to figure that out tomorrow when i can pinch a phone with caller display.
Have a good weekend,
More updates soon.
This section hasnt been updated recently for a number of reasons, firstly ive not been near an internet connection for ages and secondly cause the updates have been going to the members area.
I know some people are having dificulties viewing that so any updates i make will be automatically sent to a mailing list. If you wish to be included (AG im guessing) then let me know.
As for tonight, Google as a whole is having a number of issues which they will hopefully have fixed in the morning, I will give a more detailed update on my latest adventures then. The update will also benefit from me having slept before writing it.
I returned this evening, completley shattered, but to find that some problems have been fixed - i should now have access to Skype, so i should be intouch with people tommorrow and i now have a working telephone, though maintenance hasnt left me the number and they had all left by my return. I should hopefully be able to figure that out tomorrow when i can pinch a phone with caller display.
Have a good weekend,
More updates soon.
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Another Geordie's Blog
Well, after a lot of messing Another Geordie appears to have sorted his Blog.
Saturday, September 09, 2006
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Browzar Concerns
A warning for anyone looking to replace Internet Explorer with the bright new thing
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Monday, September 04, 2006
'Top 10' Bush Moments
This is a clip of the David Letterman Show posted on YouTube. Im surprised it was limited to a top 10 but he only has an hour's show...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjr5W7cofNw&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjr5W7cofNw&mode=related&search=
Steve Irwin dies
Australian environmentalist and television personality Steve Irwin has died during a diving accident.
Mr Irwin, 44, was killed by a stingray barb to the chest while he was filming an underwater documentary in Queensland's Great Barrier Reef.
Paramedics from the nearby city of Cairns rushed to treat him at the scene but were unable to save him.
Police in Queensland confirmed the naturalist's death and said his family had been notified. Mr Irwin was married with two young children.
Mr Irwin, 44, was killed by a stingray barb to the chest while he was filming an underwater documentary in Queensland's Great Barrier Reef.
Paramedics from the nearby city of Cairns rushed to treat him at the scene but were unable to save him.
Police in Queensland confirmed the naturalist's death and said his family had been notified. Mr Irwin was married with two young children.
Saturday, September 02, 2006
Gadgets on show in Berlin
High definition entertainment will be the centre of attention at the IFA consumer electronics show which opens in Berlin on Thursday.
More than 1,000 exhibitors will show their latest products and gadgets to more than 273,000 visitors.
More than 1,000 exhibitors will show their latest products and gadgets to more than 273,000 visitors.
Friday, September 01, 2006
Ollies Back
Having left the club in 2005, after deeming himself more valuable than the contract offer made to him, Ollie Bernard today rejoined Newcastle.
If this means that the proposed transfer for Wayne Bridge is now dead is yet to be seen, but in the short term it does provide much needed cover/quality at left back.
If this means that the proposed transfer for Wayne Bridge is now dead is yet to be seen, but in the short term it does provide much needed cover/quality at left back.
Thursday, August 31, 2006
Bring on the yanks....
Peter Jackson (LOTR, King Kong) has announced his next project is to be a remake of 'The Dam Busters'
Jackson: "..as authentic as possible and as close to the spirit of the original as possible".
So,
Jackson: "..as authentic as possible and as close to the spirit of the original as possible".
So,
- the Yanks will wander over,
- tell us brits that we're all saved,
- fall in love with a local nurse/land girl/widow,
- invent a new form of laser guided bomb,
- fly a shot up plane(s) without support through german airspace (stopping off in Berlin for dramatic effect)
- drop the bombs and win the war for the good old U S of A!
On a positive note any out of work history teacher can head to the US to tell audiences nationwide what actually happened.
U-571 ring any bells?
Newcastle Squad - My View
The transfer window has slammed shut on another hectic period with West Ham seemingly pulling off the deal of the season, bringing Tevez and Mascherano in from Brazilian side Corinthians.
As for Newcastle, we must make do with our lot until January. The summer has seen a number of ins and outs
Out:
Shearer - Retired
Boumsong - Juventus, 3.3m
Faye - Charlton, 2m
Chopra - Cardiff, 500k
Elliot - Sunderland, Free
Brittain - Ipswich, Free
In:
Martins - Inter, £10m
Duff - Chelsea, £5m
A lack of defensive signings have left the squad unbalanced in both numbers and quality, this was exposed last weekend by Villa's 20 year old striker, Agbonlahor, who repeatedly waltzed passed Babayaro like hwasn'tnt there. It would also be interesting to know iNewcastlele regret not taking up the option on Sol Campbell when he was available for nothing.
The midfield, which would havbenefiteded fom the signing of Graveson, looks the most balanced we've had in a number of years. Damien Duff was a phenomenal piece of business that should help provide some penetration from both flanks. The last minute signing of Antoine Sibierski does appear to be a strange move and does suggest that hopearen'tnt high for Dyer's fitness this season.
I am also concerned for the lack of strength upfront, even with owen fit, we lack a player capable of winning and holdinpossessionon, allowing us to relieve the pressure on the back four when things are going against us.
This could be seen as a harsh view of the squad that has a huge amount of ability buI i am of the opinion that the time to make thescommentsts is now, and not when they are on the pitch.
Like all the fanI i wish the lads the best for the comming season. The target must be a top siFinnishsh and qualification foEuropepe if the squad is to progress in the future. Whateverer the result come May, if the lads show the passion the fans will forgive a whole host of sins.... Silverware would be better though!
GWIP
As for Newcastle, we must make do with our lot until January. The summer has seen a number of ins and outs
Out:
Shearer - Retired
Boumsong - Juventus, 3.3m
Faye - Charlton, 2m
Chopra - Cardiff, 500k
Bowyer - West Ham, Undisclosed
Elliot - Sunderland, Free
Brittain - Ipswich, Free
In:
Martins - Inter, £10m
Duff - Chelsea, £5m
Siberski - Man C, Undisclosed
Rossi - Man U, Loan (till Jan)A lack of defensive signings have left the squad unbalanced in both numbers and quality, this was exposed last weekend by Villa's 20 year old striker, Agbonlahor, who repeatedly waltzed passed Babayaro like hwasn'tnt there. It would also be interesting to know iNewcastlele regret not taking up the option on Sol Campbell when he was available for nothing.
The midfield, which would havbenefiteded fom the signing of Graveson, looks the most balanced we've had in a number of years. Damien Duff was a phenomenal piece of business that should help provide some penetration from both flanks. The last minute signing of Antoine Sibierski does appear to be a strange move and does suggest that hopearen'tnt high for Dyer's fitness this season.
I am also concerned for the lack of strength upfront, even with owen fit, we lack a player capable of winning and holdinpossessionon, allowing us to relieve the pressure on the back four when things are going against us.
This could be seen as a harsh view of the squad that has a huge amount of ability buI i am of the opinion that the time to make thescommentsts is now, and not when they are on the pitch.
Like all the fanI i wish the lads the best for the comming season. The target must be a top siFinnishsh and qualification foEuropepe if the squad is to progress in the future. Whateverer the result come May, if the lads show the passion the fans will forgive a whole host of sins.... Silverware would be better though!
GWIP
Class of 2006
NUFC 06/07
Goalkeepers:
Shay Given
Steve Harper
Tim Krull
Defenders:
Stephen Carr
Peter Ramage
Kris Gate
Titus Bramble
Craig Moore
Steven Taylor
Paul Huntington (Still at Plymouth)
Celestine Babayaro
Ollie Bernard
Midfielders:
Nobby Solano
James Milner
Nicky Butt
Scott Parker
Emre
Antoine Sibierski
Kieron Dyer
Matty Pattison
Damien Duff
Charlie N'Zogbia
Alan O'Brien
Strikers:
Shola Ameobi
Obafami Martins
Albert Luque
Michael Owen
Guissepe Rossi
#: Inexperienced
#: Long Term Injury
Goalkeepers:
Shay Given
Steve Harper
Tim Krull
Defenders:
Stephen Carr
Peter Ramage
Kris Gate
Titus Bramble
Craig Moore
Steven Taylor
Paul Huntington (Still at Plymouth)
Celestine Babayaro
Ollie Bernard
Midfielders:
Nobby Solano
James Milner
Nicky Butt
Scott Parker
Emre
Antoine Sibierski
Kieron Dyer
Matty Pattison
Damien Duff
Charlie N'Zogbia
Alan O'Brien
Strikers:
Shola Ameobi
Obafami Martins
Albert Luque
Michael Owen
Guissepe Rossi
#: Inexperienced
#: Long Term Injury
Monday, August 21, 2006
Orange Investigates... Right or Wrong?
A number of websites are running the story of Inigio Wilson, In his own time he wrote an piece for ConservativeHome.Com. In this report he is described as working for 'a large telecoms company'.
This on its own is nothing unique as many people from all backgrounds use the internet and other media as a platform for airing personal views. The content of the article looks at how politically correct terms are replacing 'plain English' and includes a glossary. There is an obvious bias to the piece which is not surprising given site it was published on and the headline 'Lefty Jargon' but it is a mildy amusing view of a subset of the modern English language (Think management Speak)
Some of the content has caused great offence to a number of people, specifically his definitions for
Islamaphobe: "Anyone who objects to having their transport blown up on the way to work"
Palestinians : "archetype 'victims' no matter how many teenagers they murder in bars and fast food outlets. Never responsible for anything they do – or done in their name - because of 'root causes' or ‘legitimate grievances’."
al Qaeda: "Muslim 'militants' who for some reason or other continue to kill far more Muslims than people of any other faith"
This has led to people calling for his dismissal from his role as 'Community Affairs Manager' at Orange, despite there being no connection between his comments, the article and the company.
Muslim Public Affairs Committee (MPACwhosehos forums contain support for hdismissalsal, provided a quote to The Register, "We don't want to go down the path of 'Muslims don't have a sense humorour'," she said. "But at the same time, it is hard to read that without wondering if there is some underlying prejudice."
Orange have suspended Mr Wilson while they investigate a large number of customer complaints but have stressed that this does not constitute a dismissal.
It is however concerning that comments made, rightly or wrongly, by an individual would lead not to calls for the article to be removed but for the person to be dismissed from his job without any suggestion that those views had influenced his work.
It will be interesting to see what actions Orange decides to take in the long term.
This on its own is nothing unique as many people from all backgrounds use the internet and other media as a platform for airing personal views. The content of the article looks at how politically correct terms are replacing 'plain English' and includes a glossary. There is an obvious bias to the piece which is not surprising given site it was published on and the headline 'Lefty Jargon' but it is a mildy amusing view of a subset of the modern English language (Think management Speak)
Some of the content has caused great offence to a number of people, specifically his definitions for
Islamaphobe: "Anyone who objects to having their transport blown up on the way to work"
Palestinians : "archetype 'victims' no matter how many teenagers they murder in bars and fast food outlets. Never responsible for anything they do – or done in their name - because of 'root causes' or ‘legitimate grievances’."
al Qaeda: "Muslim 'militants' who for some reason or other continue to kill far more Muslims than people of any other faith"
This has led to people calling for his dismissal from his role as 'Community Affairs Manager' at Orange, despite there being no connection between his comments, the article and the company.
Muslim Public Affairs Committee (MPACwhosehos forums contain support for hdismissalsal, provided a quote to The Register, "We don't want to go down the path of 'Muslims don't have a sense humorour'," she said. "But at the same time, it is hard to read that without wondering if there is some underlying prejudice."
Orange have suspended Mr Wilson while they investigate a large number of customer complaints but have stressed that this does not constitute a dismissal.
It is however concerning that comments made, rightly or wrongly, by an individual would lead not to calls for the article to be removed but for the person to be dismissed from his job without any suggestion that those views had influenced his work.
It will be interesting to see what actions Orange decides to take in the long term.
Monday, August 07, 2006
I was Ere
This funny looking building (The Atomium) is in
Some may remember it as the location of the Heysel Disaster. On 29th May 1985 Liverpool FC played Juventus when part of the stadium collapsed, Liverpool fans were blamed for their actions which contributed to the disaster (39 people died) following investigations British clubs were banned from competing in Europe for five years,
For the history bit, The Atomium was built in 1958 for the World Fair and is modelled on a ‘Body Centred Cube’ or an Iron Crystal to those none chemically inclined. It has recently been refurbished and is now a museum, with a number of the big shiny ‘Iron Atoms’ open to the public.
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Random Flash Movies
Hidden Queen Lyrics?
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/queen.php
Llama Song
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
Where is Matt? - If anyone wants me to confirm those locations exist donations are welcome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNF_P281Uu4
One for Amy....
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/queen.php
Llama Song
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
Where is Matt? - If anyone wants me to confirm those locations exist donations are welcome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNF_P281Uu4
One for Amy....
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown
Dutch and Go
The Journal today (tuesday) is running a story which claims personal terms have been agreed with Jimmy Floyd. The same story states that darren bent will be next.
I thought that we would have been interested in a short term deal when Jimmy left chelski, but at 34 he now has even fewer top flight games left in him. In his favour is that he was in his younger days a top class player, he has experience in the premiership and wont command a fee or extravagant wages (you'd hope).
I thought that we would have been interested in a short term deal when Jimmy left chelski, but at 34 he now has even fewer top flight games left in him. In his favour is that he was in his younger days a top class player, he has experience in the premiership and wont command a fee or extravagant wages (you'd hope).
RIP Harriot
Harriot, believed to be one of three turtles collected by Charles Darwin during his expedition on HMS Beagle died of heart failure last week.
Born in 1830, at 176 she was thought to be the oldest turtle alive.
Unfortunatly she had to endure the last 17 years of her life living with Steve Irwin.....
Monday, June 26, 2006
THE MODERN-DAY TRAFALGAR
Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy."
Hardy: "Aye, sir."
Nelson: "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to the signal officer. What's the meaning of this?"
Hardy: "Sorry sir?"
Nelson (reading aloud): "England expects every person to do his duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion or disability". "What gobbledygook is this?"
Hardy: "Admiralty policy, I'm afraid, sir. We're an equal opportunities employer now. We had the devil's own job getting 'England' past the censors, lest it be considered racist."
Nelson: "Gadzooks, Hardy. Hand me my pipe and tobacco."
Hardy: "Sorry sir. All naval vessels have been designated smoke-free working environments."
Nelson: "In that case, break open the rum ration. Let us splice the main brace to steel the men before battle."
Hardy: "The rum ration has been abolished, Admiral. It's part of the Government's policy on binge drinking."
Nelson: "Good heavens, Hardy. I suppose we'd better get on with it....full speed ahead."
Hardy: "I think you'll find that there's a 4 knot speed limit in this stretch of water."
Nelson: "Damn it man! We are on the eve of the greatest sea battle in history. We must advance with all dispatch. Report from the crow's nest please."
Hardy: "That won't be possible, sir."
Nelson: "What?"
Hardy: "Health and safety have closed the crow's nest, sir. No harness. And they said that rope ladder doesn't meet regulations.They won't let anyone up there until a proper scaffolding can be erected."
Nelson: "Then get me the ship's carpenter without delay, Hardy."
Hardy: "He's busy knocking up a wheelchair access to the fo'c'sle,Admiral."
Nelson: "Wheelchair access? I've never heard anything so absurd."
Hardy: "Health and safety again, sir. We have to provide a barrier-free environment for the differently abled."
Nelson: "Differently abled? I've only one arm and one eye and I refuse even to hear mention of the word. I didn't rise to the rank of admiral by playing the disability card."
Hardy: "Actually, sir, you did. The Royal Navy is under- represented in the areas of visual impairment and limb deficiency."
Nelson: "Whatever next? Give me full sail. The salt spray beckons."
Hardy: "A couple of problems there too, sir. Health and safety won't let the crew up the rigging without hard hats. And they don't want anyone breathing in too much salt - haven't you seen the adverts?"
Nelson: "I've never heard such infamy. Break out the cannon and tell the men to stand by to engage the enemy."
Hardy: "The men are a bit worried about shooting at anyone, Admiral."
Nelson: "What? This is mutiny."
Hardy: "It's not that, sir. It's just that they're afraid of being charged with murder if they actually kill anyone. There's a couple of legal-aid lawyers on board, watching everyone like hawks."
Nelson: "Then how are we to sink the Frenchies and the Spanish?"
Hardy: "Actually, sir, we're not."
Nelson: "We're not?"
Hardy: "No, sir. The Frenchies and the Spanish are our European partners now. According to the Common Fisheries Policy, we shouldn't even be in this stretch of water. We could get hit with a claim for compensation."
Nelson: "But you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil."
Hardy: "I wouldn't let the ship's diversity coordinator hear you saying that sir. You'll be up on disciplinary."
Nelson: "You must consider every man an enemy, who speaks ill of your King."
Hardy: "Not any more, sir. We must be inclusive in this multicultural age. Now put on your Kevlar vest; it's the rules. It could save your life"
Nelson: "Don't tell me - health and safety. Whatever happened to rum,sodomy and the lash?"
Hardy: As I explained, sir, rum is off the menu! And there's a ban on corporal punishment."
Nelson: "What about sodomy?"
Hardy: "I believe that is now legal, sir."
Nelson: "In that case ...kiss me, Hardy
Hardy: "Aye, sir."
Nelson: "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to the signal officer. What's the meaning of this?"
Hardy: "Sorry sir?"
Nelson (reading aloud): "England expects every person to do his duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion or disability". "What gobbledygook is this?"
Hardy: "Admiralty policy, I'm afraid, sir. We're an equal opportunities employer now. We had the devil's own job getting 'England' past the censors, lest it be considered racist."
Nelson: "Gadzooks, Hardy. Hand me my pipe and tobacco."
Hardy: "Sorry sir. All naval vessels have been designated smoke-free working environments."
Nelson: "In that case, break open the rum ration. Let us splice the main brace to steel the men before battle."
Hardy: "The rum ration has been abolished, Admiral. It's part of the Government's policy on binge drinking."
Nelson: "Good heavens, Hardy. I suppose we'd better get on with it....full speed ahead."
Hardy: "I think you'll find that there's a 4 knot speed limit in this stretch of water."
Nelson: "Damn it man! We are on the eve of the greatest sea battle in history. We must advance with all dispatch. Report from the crow's nest please."
Hardy: "That won't be possible, sir."
Nelson: "What?"
Hardy: "Health and safety have closed the crow's nest, sir. No harness. And they said that rope ladder doesn't meet regulations.They won't let anyone up there until a proper scaffolding can be erected."
Nelson: "Then get me the ship's carpenter without delay, Hardy."
Hardy: "He's busy knocking up a wheelchair access to the fo'c'sle,Admiral."
Nelson: "Wheelchair access? I've never heard anything so absurd."
Hardy: "Health and safety again, sir. We have to provide a barrier-free environment for the differently abled."
Nelson: "Differently abled? I've only one arm and one eye and I refuse even to hear mention of the word. I didn't rise to the rank of admiral by playing the disability card."
Hardy: "Actually, sir, you did. The Royal Navy is under- represented in the areas of visual impairment and limb deficiency."
Nelson: "Whatever next? Give me full sail. The salt spray beckons."
Hardy: "A couple of problems there too, sir. Health and safety won't let the crew up the rigging without hard hats. And they don't want anyone breathing in too much salt - haven't you seen the adverts?"
Nelson: "I've never heard such infamy. Break out the cannon and tell the men to stand by to engage the enemy."
Hardy: "The men are a bit worried about shooting at anyone, Admiral."
Nelson: "What? This is mutiny."
Hardy: "It's not that, sir. It's just that they're afraid of being charged with murder if they actually kill anyone. There's a couple of legal-aid lawyers on board, watching everyone like hawks."
Nelson: "Then how are we to sink the Frenchies and the Spanish?"
Hardy: "Actually, sir, we're not."
Nelson: "We're not?"
Hardy: "No, sir. The Frenchies and the Spanish are our European partners now. According to the Common Fisheries Policy, we shouldn't even be in this stretch of water. We could get hit with a claim for compensation."
Nelson: "But you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil."
Hardy: "I wouldn't let the ship's diversity coordinator hear you saying that sir. You'll be up on disciplinary."
Nelson: "You must consider every man an enemy, who speaks ill of your King."
Hardy: "Not any more, sir. We must be inclusive in this multicultural age. Now put on your Kevlar vest; it's the rules. It could save your life"
Nelson: "Don't tell me - health and safety. Whatever happened to rum,sodomy and the lash?"
Hardy: As I explained, sir, rum is off the menu! And there's a ban on corporal punishment."
Nelson: "What about sodomy?"
Hardy: "I believe that is now legal, sir."
Nelson: "In that case ...kiss me, Hardy
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Friday, June 02, 2006
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Friday, May 19, 2006
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
No surprises
Roeder given a two year deal
Shearer appointed as 'Sporting Ambassador'
Freddie lashes out at John Barnwell and the LMA
No news on backroom appointments
Shearer appointed as 'Sporting Ambassador'
Freddie lashes out at John Barnwell and the LMA
No news on backroom appointments
Sunday, May 14, 2006
Press Conference Delay
Reports sunday claim the Newcastle press conference due to be held Monday has been postponed to Tuesday.
Competition Results
With the season now over its time to look at the predictions made during the run in. AG and myself predicted the final table. Our assesment wasnt far off, though Wigans late collapse surprised us both.
This time round AG takes the narrowest of victories given that he had West Ham edging Wigan for the 9th spot.
Friday, May 12, 2006
Al's Testimonial
The Perfect Setting..
And a full house.
The last kickoff? or will Shay tempt him back next season?
10 seconds later
There were still plenty of surprises to come. Even Shola got into the act, pretended like he had some movment, dont worry though, it didnt last...
All smiles now the seasons over
All the lads were on show...
Even Gazza got in on it (scored a penalty in the England vs Scotland competition at half time)
Luque Who's Boss (Great finnish too)
The General got the armband back
Speed got his hands on it for a bit too - and handed out a few earbashing that Al would have been proud of
3-2 Newcastle at fulltime with Alan hitting the penalty after a blatent foul on Sir Les
'Youre more than just a sheet metal worker's son from Gosforth... You're a LEGEND'
Shearer collects a tribute and talks to the fans
Lap of honour
The end of an era. Thanks Al!
Thursday, May 11, 2006
Bleak forecasts for new Vista
Windows Vista has been hit with further problems recently.
With the release date long gone (with the original name - longhorn) has been dealt another blow with the second major analyst advising users against the switch.
Apparently microsoft is finaly trying to deal with the issues posed by having default admin accounts but making a right hash of it.
Is anyone surprised?
With the release date long gone (with the original name - longhorn) has been dealt another blow with the second major analyst advising users against the switch.
Apparently microsoft is finaly trying to deal with the issues posed by having default admin accounts but making a right hash of it.
Is anyone surprised?
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
One team in europe..... Only one team in europe!
Despite not minding the smogs doing well in europe this season it was a little amusing to see the final score last night.
My entertainment on wednesday night was an altogether much more important (and fairer) contest in the form of The Apprentice Final.
The Badger vs The blonde one.
Yes, as expected the blonde one won....
...but back to the football and the only disapointment is the thought of not being able to beat the mackems again next season
My entertainment on wednesday night was an altogether much more important (and fairer) contest in the form of The Apprentice Final.
The Badger vs The blonde one.
Yes, as expected the blonde one won....
...but back to the football and the only disapointment is the thought of not being able to beat the mackems again next season
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Layout Issues
You may notice that the next post is a little messed up.
I dont know why, but there is an issue with the table that is leaving acres of blank page.
So, as i have more important things to do (i know, that is hard to believe!) it will remain and bug me till this section moves to the archive or i get round to fixing it.
Dont bank on the latter.
GWIP
I dont know why, but there is an issue with the table that is leaving acres of blank page.
So, as i have more important things to do (i know, that is hard to believe!) it will remain and bug me till this section moves to the archive or i get round to fixing it.
Dont bank on the latter.
GWIP
England Squad
| Goalkeepers | |
| Paul Robinson | Tottenham Hotspur |
| David James | Manchester City |
| Robert Green | Norwich City |
| Defenders | |
| Garry Neville | Manchester United |
| Jamie Carragher | Liverpool |
| John Terry | Chelsea |
| Rio Ferdinand | Manchester United |
| Sol Campbell | Arsenal |
| Asley Cole | Arsenal |
| Wayne Bridge | Arsenal |
| Midfielders | |
| David Beckham | Real Madrid |
| Steven Gerrard | Liverpool |
| Frank Lampard | Chelsea |
| Joe Cole | Chelsea |
| Michael Carrick | Tottenham |
| Owen Hargreaves | Bayern Munich |
| Jermaine Jenas | Tottenham |
| Stuart Downing | Middlesborough |
| Aaron Lennon | Tottenham |
| Strikers | |
| Michael Owen | Newcastle |
| Wayne Rooney | Manchester United |
| Peter Crouch | Liverpool |
| Theo Walcott | Arsenal |
| Standby | |
| Scott Carson | Liverpool |
| Luke Young | Charlton |
| Nigel Reo-coker | West Ham |
| Jermaine Defoe | Tottenham |
| Andy Johnson | Crystal Palace |
Sven has announced his England squad for the upcoming World Cup. The biggest surprise is the inclusion of Theo Walcott, a player that Sven admits he has never seen play. While nobody will argue that he is not an amazing talent, given that Wright-Phillips is a very similar player with much more experience this is quite a snub.
There are no surprises at the back with the normal candidates all retaining their places. The midfield seems to lack something with jenas, hargreaves, lennon and Downing all included. The biggest concern could appear to be with the striker selection, given that Rooney is unlikely to be fit and Mickey has to be a doubt, we could be left with Crouch and Walcott to lead the line - something you would have been locked up for suggesting at the start of the season.
Obviously there are the reserves that can be called upon nearer the time should owen or rooney not be available and the formation could be altered so we do have options but its not a forward lineup to fill you with confidence.
For my own part im unsure what hargreaves and JJ bring to the squad. if we find ourselves 1-0 down to Brasil i cant see much on our bench that is going to scare them and given the injury worries we have taking three holding midfielders is a luxury we may regret.
Despite this less than glowing review it is important to remember that this england squad, with the 'golden generation' that the press love to write about, still has some phenomenal players. In John Terry,Jamie Carragher, Ashley Cole, Frank Lampard, Stevie Gerrard, Joe Cole, David Beckham and Michael Owen there is a core of players that have the ability to beat the best in the world.
For the fans part we must pray that the injured heal and the fit remain so, and now that the squad has been announced support the players as if they were in black and white.
Believe....
Wright: 'Sven Incompetent' Shocker
Well he may have a point but did anyone really expect Ian to have any other views when his son was left out of the world cup squad????
They may be Chmpions...
But they've got no class!
One of the biggest dissaopintments of the season came on Sunday afternoon when worthy champions Chelsea came to Toon. Fielding a weakened side (if there is such a thing) you could have understandably expected an entertaining free flowing football. To be fair to Chelsea they started brightly and at five past four a good game was on the cards.
Unfortunatley, the boys from the bridge reverted to type with some disgraceful behaviour from the senoir payer who really should know better. Carvalho was typical, going doen on the edge of his box like he had been shot, quick call the surgens his leg must need amputating, but wait, gone are the days of the magic sponge, no the premierhips finest respond to treatment of a different kind, notable a card. In Carvaliho's case, as soon as the ref had the cheek to issue only a yellow he was on his feet calling for red.
When are the FA going to look at diving retrospectivly and allocate yellow cards for each instance, it will not take long for the cheats to be banned.
Note to Riley, if you have to go to a wall to tell them to stop moving towards the free kick, you may wish to consider asking them to move back the whole 10 yards.
One of the biggest dissaopintments of the season came on Sunday afternoon when worthy champions Chelsea came to Toon. Fielding a weakened side (if there is such a thing) you could have understandably expected an entertaining free flowing football. To be fair to Chelsea they started brightly and at five past four a good game was on the cards.
Unfortunatley, the boys from the bridge reverted to type with some disgraceful behaviour from the senoir payer who really should know better. Carvalho was typical, going doen on the edge of his box like he had been shot, quick call the surgens his leg must need amputating, but wait, gone are the days of the magic sponge, no the premierhips finest respond to treatment of a different kind, notable a card. In Carvaliho's case, as soon as the ref had the cheek to issue only a yellow he was on his feet calling for red.
When are the FA going to look at diving retrospectivly and allocate yellow cards for each instance, it will not take long for the cheats to be banned.
Note to Riley, if you have to go to a wall to tell them to stop moving towards the free kick, you may wish to consider asking them to move back the whole 10 yards.
Sunday, April 30, 2006
Cornwall 2006
The cottage had great vews over st Michaels Mount and for the first few days had a number of visitors
Thursday, April 20, 2006
The great striker debate
Well, with Alan's injury bringing an end to a great career peoples minds are already heading to who will attempt to replace him.
Despite his decreasing mobility there are few players who can match him in his ability to lead the line. Therefore this should be seen as a an opportunity to change the dynamic of our forward line, otherwise any striker would look a poor replacement.
Newcastle will hope that Michael Owen lines up in the black and white at the start of the new season as the prospect of replacing both our strikers just doesn't bare thinking about.
I still hope to see luque prove to the geordie fans what a good player he is, and given how his value has plummeted this season there seems to be little reason to sell him.
Chops has done well in recent weeks but three successive managers have failed to give the young lad a regular starting place so it may be better for him if he were to drop a division in order to play regular football. I wouldn't be concerned if he was to be offered a new short term deal as I do believe he can be a valuable squad member.
Shola has started 25 games this season (further 6 as sub) and has only produced 7 goals, that's a return of aprox 1 in 4 which is just not good enough for a top level striker. In much the same way as chopra I feel he could be useful in a squad system but feel that we may be better off cashing in on a player that isn't strong enough to lead the team.
At the start of this season we had the following forwards:
Despite his decreasing mobility there are few players who can match him in his ability to lead the line. Therefore this should be seen as a an opportunity to change the dynamic of our forward line, otherwise any striker would look a poor replacement.
Newcastle will hope that Michael Owen lines up in the black and white at the start of the new season as the prospect of replacing both our strikers just doesn't bare thinking about.
I still hope to see luque prove to the geordie fans what a good player he is, and given how his value has plummeted this season there seems to be little reason to sell him.
Chops has done well in recent weeks but three successive managers have failed to give the young lad a regular starting place so it may be better for him if he were to drop a division in order to play regular football. I wouldn't be concerned if he was to be offered a new short term deal as I do believe he can be a valuable squad member.
Shola has started 25 games this season (further 6 as sub) and has only produced 7 goals, that's a return of aprox 1 in 4 which is just not good enough for a top level striker. In much the same way as chopra I feel he could be useful in a squad system but feel that we may be better off cashing in on a player that isn't strong enough to lead the team.
At the start of this season we had the following forwards:
- Shearer
- Owen
- Luque
- Shola
- Chopra
Of those strikers I expect the following to start the new campaign:
- Owen
- Luque
- Shola / Chopra
If this is the case then we will need to bring in two new strikers, this could be 1 expensive 1 cheap or two mid range. I don't expect the board to sanction another huge outlay given the money spent last season.
Some names to consider:
- Harewood
- D. Bent
- Yakubu
- Beattie
- Trundle
- Kuyt
- Mido
- Zigic
- fowler
- Johnson
- Ronaldo
- Baros
- Defoe
So many of those players wont move, or will move to another side, but if football fans cant speculate at this time of year then life would be much duller....
GWIP
Full predictions
With 4 games remaining (5 for Bolton) predictions were made regarding the chase for Europe.
My predictions were as follows:
Newcastle (then 48 pts) - 57 pts
My predictions were as follows:
Newcastle (then 48 pts) - 57 pts
- Beat Sunderland (4-1, never a doubt)
- Beat West Brom
- Beat Brimingham
- Lose to Chelsea (would fancy some points if needed)
Bolton (then 48pts) - 56 pts
- Beat West Brom (0-0)
- Draw with Charlton
- loose to Spurs
- Draw with 'Borough
- Beat Birmingham
Wigan (then 48pts) - 54 pts
- loose to Villa (won 3-2)
- Beat Fulham
- Beat Portsmouth
- Lose to Arsenal
West Ham (then 49pts) - 53 pts
- Draw with Borough (lost 2-0)
- Lose to Liverpool
- Beat West Brom
- loose to Spurs
The Chase for Europe
With 4 games remaining (5 for Bolton) predictions were made regarding the chase for Europe.
My predictions were as follows:
Newcastle (then 48 pts) - 57 pts
My predictions were as follows:
Newcastle (then 48 pts) - 57 pts
- Beat Sunderland
- Beat West Brom
- Beat Brimingham
- Lose to Chelsea (although a draw is expected)
Bolton (then 48pts) - 56 pts
- Lose to West Brom
- Beat Charlton
- Draw with Spurs
- Draw with 'Borough
- Beat Birmingham
West Ham (then 49pts) - 56 pts
- Draw with 'Borough
- Lose to Liverpool
- Beat West Brom
- Beat Spurs
Wigan (then 48pts) - 55 pts
- Beat Villa
- Beat Fulham
- Draw with Portsmouth
- Lose to Arsenal
17 possible results, with 4 played I have a 50% hit rate. Lets see how close I was in a couple of weeks.
Monday, April 17, 2006
Shearer latest
Alan is due to have a scan on his knee this Thursday which is expected to confirm medial ligament damage. If this is proved to be the case Shearer will have played his last game in what has been a phenomenal career.
While all hope these fears prove to be unfounded, should he have kicked his last ball in anger then perhaps it is fitting that his last game saw him score and captain his side to a 4 - 1 away victory against Sunderland.
Amongst the less obvious facts, the record books will also show that the man approaching his 36th birthday scored 4 goals in his last four games at the highest level.
'If Alan Shearer's legs have gone then he's the best since Douglas Bader took to the skies.' John Gibson, Evening Chronicle.
While all hope these fears prove to be unfounded, should he have kicked his last ball in anger then perhaps it is fitting that his last game saw him score and captain his side to a 4 - 1 away victory against Sunderland.
Amongst the less obvious facts, the record books will also show that the man approaching his 36th birthday scored 4 goals in his last four games at the highest level.
'If Alan Shearer's legs have gone then he's the best since Douglas Bader took to the skies.' John Gibson, Evening Chronicle.
Fingers Crossed.
Round 1
Well with the first round of matches almost complete (Villa play on tuesday) AG and Gwip are tied with 1 correct and 2 wrong each.
Wigan vs Villa
Gwip - Villa Win
AG - Wigan Win
Newcastle stay in 7th place following the stalemate at the Hawthorns, this leaves Bolton 2pts adrift with a game in hand. Defeat to Boro has left West ham 2pts behind having played the same games. Wigan would move level with Newcastle on points and games (though have inferior goal difference) should they beat Villa.
Wigan vs Villa
Gwip - Villa Win
AG - Wigan Win
Newcastle stay in 7th place following the stalemate at the Hawthorns, this leaves Bolton 2pts adrift with a game in hand. Defeat to Boro has left West ham 2pts behind having played the same games. Wigan would move level with Newcastle on points and games (though have inferior goal difference) should they beat Villa.
Challenge Extended
With only four games left to play the predictions have been made. If either set proves to be accurate come the end of the season both parties will be more than happy.
Tayls update
Quote from Glen Roeder
"I've been very impressed with Steven Taylor," said Roeder. "Some days he works on his own but he's back to a level of physical fitness. If he had full movement in the shoulder he'd be fit enough to play."
"Physically he'd have been okay to send out to play on Sunday but we have to get the full range of movement in his shoulder,"
"He's been doing lots of swimming and working in the gym. In between times he's out working with us."
"It's not a problem of us saying, `Be careful, no crashing into Steven.' The problem is to get Steven to stop crashing into players,"
"It's a long time since I've seen a player who I get the feeling would kick his granny to win and that's lovely - although not for granny."
"I've been very impressed with Steven Taylor," said Roeder. "Some days he works on his own but he's back to a level of physical fitness. If he had full movement in the shoulder he'd be fit enough to play."
"Physically he'd have been okay to send out to play on Sunday but we have to get the full range of movement in his shoulder,"
"He's been doing lots of swimming and working in the gym. In between times he's out working with us."
"It's not a problem of us saying, `Be careful, no crashing into Steven.' The problem is to get Steven to stop crashing into players,"
"It's a long time since I've seen a player who I get the feeling would kick his granny to win and that's lovely - although not for granny."
Sunday, April 16, 2006
Football
A 3-1 win over Wigan kept Newcastle's slim chances of a european place alive. Uriah Rennie had a truly awful game, Wigan and Newcastle fans both incensed by what was one of the most inept performances in recent years. Despite lacking the pace he once had, and playing the last few matches of his career, Shearer bagged a brace and drew the defenders to allow Bramble a free header for the third.
With 7th place likely to carry the reward of european football the last few games of the season still have all to play for.
Boltons game in hand puts them in the driving seat but Newcastle do have a good run in and have struck form since the introduction of Roeder.
Newcastle (prediction 57 pts)
Trips to all three relegation favorites on paper gives an easy run in, but with the teams playing for pride this could be a bad time to play them. A win over the mackems is a must (as always) but this game has more sitting on it than many thought likely only a month ago.
Bolton (prediction 56 pts)
The side most likely to stop Newcastle's charge. Despite playing two relegation candidates Bolton may have difficulties with the two trips to the capital.
Wigan (prediction 54 pts)
Wigan have had a stunning season, with the manager and players catching the eye of a number of clubs. Injuries and strong opponents will make it difficult for the club to push on to europe
West Ham (prediction 52 pts)
Despite occupying the 7th spot West Ham will find it hard to hold on to as trips to arsenal and spurs who are fighting for the last champions league spot will prove to be too much.
EOS 350d
These photos were taken with my new toy! (Happy Birthday to me....) using the standard 18-55mm lens kit. The biggest drawback with this camera is that the images average 2.5mp (RAW images about 10mb) so i will quickly need aditional hard drives....
Sunday, April 02, 2006
Whats with the pictures?
This page has just started to use HELLO to publish photos. The software works like any other chat client but is designed with picture handling in mind. This allows fast and simple sharing of photos without messing with e-mail attachments, with the added bonus that it has been designed to integrate with blogger, allowing the easy update of this blog.
Anything that shaves seconds off jobs is a good thing in my bone idle mind.
GWIP.
From the www.Hello.com website
Anything that shaves seconds off jobs is a good thing in my bone idle mind.
GWIP.
From the www.Hello.com website
Share pictures like you’re sitting side-by-side.
Hello is a new way to look at pictures with friends and family.
When you use Hello, you get to see your photographs together with your friends online. You don’t have to wait for huge email attachments to download or upload your pictures to a public website. Just point at a picture and you can tell the person who sent it exactly what you think. With just one click, you can get the original high-quality, full-sized file to print.
Hello is easy to get going (as long as you have someone to share with). You’ll be talking about pictures in just minutes.
Saturday, April 01, 2006
Hello Tests (3/3)
Sunset (Cornwall 2005) ...Its even happy with HTML tags and lets me write these entries. GWIP
Friday, March 31, 2006
Hello Tests (1/3)
Photo taken on a beach in Cornwall (April 2005). This has been uploaded to test the 'Hello' Picture sharing software. Brought to us by Google (The people behind Blogger) it has been designed to make adding photos to blogs easier.
Business Enterprise Awards
Enhance Promotions were one of four companies to win awards at the annual Business Enterprise Awards, held at Newcastle Falcons Rugby Club.
EP won the Graduate Enterprise Award which acknowledged the Business Plan and overall viability of the company. They were also commended for the 'Hugely successful' GAP Year event that was organised and run at Northumbria University.
EP would like to recognise the contribution made by Mark Read, Graham Baty and Selena Self.
Out of Luque
This weeks reserve game saw Tommy Craig take note of AG and include Albert Luque in the reserves. Unfortunately Luque managed only 10 minutes before a hefty kick to the ankle forced him to limp out. To be fair to a lad who has seen his attitude knocked in the past few months reports suggest he was less than happy at being substituted.
There was confirmation today that he has sprained his ankle and will be unavailable for selection for some weeks. It would seem very unlikely given that the season is now winding down that we will see our 9 million capture in the first team this season.
Today also brought the news that Scott Parker is suffering from glandular fever and will not play again this season. The club have also announced that he may have been playing through this for the past month. Just the commitment any future captain needs.
There was confirmation today that he has sprained his ankle and will be unavailable for selection for some weeks. It would seem very unlikely given that the season is now winding down that we will see our 9 million capture in the first team this season.
Today also brought the news that Scott Parker is suffering from glandular fever and will not play again this season. The club have also announced that he may have been playing through this for the past month. Just the commitment any future captain needs.
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Selective reporting
Regular readers will be aware that Ottomar Hitzfeld is my choice for manager. I should add I would be happy with Hiddink or O'Neill should Freddie knock on their door.
The local press has been running a long term poll for the next manager, each week the canadadate with the lowest votes was removed from the poll.
So, who won?
The Journal and Chronical keep referring to fans favourite O'Neill, was it he? - No he didn't make the final two but as there has been no article you may not know that the overwhelming winner of teh fans support was the afforementioned Ottomar Hitzfeld with over 80% of the final vote. What do this man have to do for some recognition?
The local press has been running a long term poll for the next manager, each week the canadadate with the lowest votes was removed from the poll.
So, who won?
The Journal and Chronical keep referring to fans favourite O'Neill, was it he? - No he didn't make the final two but as there has been no article you may not know that the overwhelming winner of teh fans support was the afforementioned Ottomar Hitzfeld with over 80% of the final vote. What do this man have to do for some recognition?
Missing Links?
Okay so footballs subjective and all about opiniions but I have to say the last posting did make a couple of errors.
If we consider the current squad analysis provided below we can see a good first pass but I would like to offer a couple of amends,
ML: Charlie, O'brien - two young, eager, fast wingers who can cross a ball.
S: Owen, Luque - Sorry but I'd have that lad from the Carlsberg adverts (Carlsberg aren't football agents, but if we were...) than Shola. As for Luque, lets give the lad a chance, yes he hasn't had a kick recently (other than on the ancle) but he hasn't had the opportunity either. Lets stick him in the reserves for the rest of the season where he can learn the pace and passion of the english game before bringing him into the first team fold for next year.
If we consider the current squad analysis provided below we can see a good first pass but I would like to offer a couple of amends,
ML: Charlie, O'brien - two young, eager, fast wingers who can cross a ball.
S: Owen, Luque - Sorry but I'd have that lad from the Carlsberg adverts (Carlsberg aren't football agents, but if we were...) than Shola. As for Luque, lets give the lad a chance, yes he hasn't had a kick recently (other than on the ancle) but he hasn't had the opportunity either. Lets stick him in the reserves for the rest of the season where he can learn the pace and passion of the english game before bringing him into the first team fold for next year.
Sunday, March 26, 2006
Crude but effective
Ok, So where does the lucky chappy that takes the hotseat need to spend freddies music.
So decide that, lets see what we've got.
GK: Given, Harper, Krul
DR: Carr, Ramage
DL: Baba, ?
DC: Tayls, Boom, Bramble, Moore,
MR: Nobby, Milner
ML: Charlie, ?
MC: Emre, Dyer, Bowyer
DMC: Parker, ?
S: Owen, Shola, ?, ?
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So where does that leave the following?
Elliot - Contract Expires
Clarkie - Contract up?
Butt - Onloan with brum but not doing much to keep himself there
Faye - Unable to get back into the 1st 16 recently and favourite of Harry's down in portsmouth
Luque - 9million and not required by the looks of things
Chops - Contract due to expire not hitting the 1st 16
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By my guess to balance the squad were going to need
I have thoughts about who id like to bring in but speculation at this point is a waste of time with so much still to be decided.
Thoughts as always welcome
* Also its almost three in the morning so its likely that I've missed someone out....
So decide that, lets see what we've got.
GK: Given, Harper, Krul
DR: Carr, Ramage
DL: Baba, ?
DC: Tayls, Boom, Bramble, Moore,
MR: Nobby, Milner
ML: Charlie, ?
MC: Emre, Dyer, Bowyer
DMC: Parker, ?
S: Owen, Shola, ?, ?
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So where does that leave the following?
Elliot - Contract Expires
Clarkie - Contract up?
Butt - Onloan with brum but not doing much to keep himself there
Faye - Unable to get back into the 1st 16 recently and favourite of Harry's down in portsmouth
Luque - 9million and not required by the looks of things
Chops - Contract due to expire not hitting the 1st 16
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By my guess to balance the squad were going to need
- a fullback or two,
- a commanding center back
- a left winger
- a holding player
- a couple of strikers
I have thoughts about who id like to bring in but speculation at this point is a waste of time with so much still to be decided.
Thoughts as always welcome
* Also its almost three in the morning so its likely that I've missed someone out....
Saturday, March 25, 2006
Time to take stock...
Defeats to Manchester United, Liverpool and Chelsea have taken a bit of the gloss off Roeder's revival and left the lads without a pot to chase.
This shouldn't be blown out of context though, Yes we've had three defeats and some shocking play at times but this hasn't shown us anything we didn't know already. The team has fallen behind the top four. We need to accept it and move on.
So how do we assess the team? Looking at the first eleven there are a number of positives.
- In Shay Given we have a truly World Class keeper and Steve Harper would be No1 at most clubs.
- Steven Taylor and Peter Ramage are two young defenders that already look comfortable in the premiership and have a real chance of becoming very big players for the club.
- Scott Parker and Kieron Dyer are both special players that if fit should be with the England Squad.
- Emre seems to be adapting to the pace of the premiership well.
- Charlie N'zogbia is proving to be a very good talent, in a couple of seasons he will hopefully produce consistently
- Michael Owen is one of the most dangerous strikers in the premiership, a player who almost guarantees goals.
- Steven Carr and Nobby Solano are two experienced premiership players that can be relied upon
Despite this we look very light upfront, especially with Al due to swap his boots and armband for slippers and a cardigan. Our defensive frailties still exist, though GR has made a huge difference in this department, with a leader desperately needed.
So we have a good crop of players to build on but as we have seen this season it is no longer good enough to have a good first eleven. You need a strong, well balanced first twentytwo.
The eight games that are left may not offer any possibilities in terms of silverware but any new manager will be casting his eye over the players in the next couple of months and some have a lot of work to put in if they are to show they deserve the right to wear the stripes next season.
Sunday, March 05, 2006
Still ticking over...
6 Games 5 Wins 1 Draw 0 Losses.
10 for 2 against.
13pts from a possible 15.
Next up a trip to manchester on Sunday.
10 for 2 against.
13pts from a possible 15.
Next up a trip to manchester on Sunday.
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Award Winner Comes Recommended
'....Quite a lot of character and good body without being too heavy or tannin-y'
'This wine was awarded Regional Spain Rioja Under £10 trophy winner. Rioja, situated in Northern Spain, is without doubt Spain’s finest wine region and Bodegas Berberana is renowned for its production of good Reserva and Gran Reserva wines. Carta de Oro Reserva is generously full and deliciously fruity with creamy-rich black cherry fruit. characters and toasty-oak.'
Sainsburys £8.99
Saturday, February 25, 2006
Pyscho for nowt?
An interesting story in the news today claims that Stuart Pearce is working for Manchester City without having signed a contract.
He feels that as he cost Man City nothing to sign he should be free to move for nothing, like wise should they wish to sack him there would be no expensive compensation to pay.
Im not trying to push his chances of the Newcastle job as I don’t think he would consider breaking his non contract for a move to anywhere else then Soho Square.
I do think it is a refreshing stance given the position taken by many in the game today.
Psycho has since signed a contract though the terms for release are not known.
He feels that as he cost Man City nothing to sign he should be free to move for nothing, like wise should they wish to sack him there would be no expensive compensation to pay.
Im not trying to push his chances of the Newcastle job as I don’t think he would consider breaking his non contract for a move to anywhere else then Soho Square.
I do think it is a refreshing stance given the position taken by many in the game today.
Psycho has since signed a contract though the terms for release are not known.
Aint technology grand...(Skype)
Skype is a natty bit of software I’ve known about for a few years but I haven’t taken it too seriously in the past, mainly as I haven’t had a need for it, this has all changed in the last week or so.
If you don’t know what it is I’ll give a simple explanation for you. A techie will tell you that it is a VoIP solution, I say its a sooped up version of MSN, take your pick.
You have all the basic MSN features that people use:
If you don’t know what it is I’ll give a simple explanation for you. A techie will tell you that it is a VoIP solution, I say its a sooped up version of MSN, take your pick.
You have all the basic MSN features that people use:
- Real Time Text communication
- Audio communication
- Video communication
- Free of charge
Then you get the really good stuff, Skype is also designed to interact with the Global Telephone network which means that they can offer a customer (for a small charge)
- A telephone number (the call will be routed to your PC or VoIP phone wherever you are in the world, at no extra charge to anyone)
- Free Voicemail
- Competitive call charges (1.4 pence per minute to uk landline, 1.6 pence per minute to uk mobiles)
I already have my copy of the software, so MSN style conversations are free to anyone that joins me. I will contacting people i like before my travels to let them know what my details are. If I don’t contact you assume the details were lost in the post :-)
GWIP.
Still not interested?
5 games
4 wins
1 draw
7 scored
1 conceded
4 clean sheets
Confidence and Show-boating from everyone, even Bramble!
But as we’ve heard all season we cant judge the manager till all his players are fit...
Still don’t fancy the job Glen?
4 wins
1 draw
7 scored
1 conceded
4 clean sheets
Confidence and Show-boating from everyone, even Bramble!
But as we’ve heard all season we cant judge the manager till all his players are fit...
Still don’t fancy the job Glen?
Monday, February 20, 2006
Toon Manager - Your Say
www.icnewcastle .co.uk are running a pole throughout theis week to see who ahould be the next Toon manager. Each day the person with the least votes will be removed fromt he list. Go and make your choice.
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Sign the Petition
Click on the title to be redirected to the Hitzfeld for the toon petition. The popular support is shifting from O'Neil to Hitzfeld with the likes of SuperMac giving the German a ringing endorsment. Add your name to the list and send a message to Freddie.
Monday, February 13, 2006
Time not going to waste
Unfortunately Mickey Owen isn't able to add to his ten appearances in a Black and White shirt at the moment.
For anyone wanting to keep up with his demanding schedule he has his own blog, including regular video diary, which is running up to the World Cup.
For anyone wanting to keep up with his demanding schedule he has his own blog, including regular video diary, which is running up to the World Cup.
Saturday, February 11, 2006
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Freddies Options
A simplistic look at some of the candidates for the top job.
Martin O’Neil - Available
A bookies favourite for all jobs that have been made available since he left Celtic, even Alex Ferguson has had to watch his back if the papers are to believed.
Now considering employment again after taking time to be with his sick wife, he is believed to fancy another crack at club management before taking a more removed role in international football.
He is well respected within the game and has topped every poll to date with the fans.
Ottmar Hitzfeld - TV Contract until Summer
There is a growing following for the German coach, with many papers suggesting he is in the running.
Due to finish a self imposed sabbatical from the game after this summers world cup, like O’Neil NUFC would not have to buy out an existing contract.
He has a faultless CV and can claim to be the only man to manage two teams to victory in the Champions League (Not even the special one himself has managed that yet)
Undeniably one of the best managers in the world today.
Sam Allardyce - Bolton Wanderers
Proven he can manage and attract some of the world’s biggest players (Hierro, Okocha, Campo) he does so on a budget. That has got to be a big plus in the eyes of the Newcastle board.
Despite his success with Bolton he doesn’t have the experience at the very highest level that some of the other candidates have and Bolton are doing everything they can to tie him down, including offering him a big budget for next season.
Ralf Rangnick - Available
Had a successful spell with Schalke before walking away as a result of the ‘Politics’ within the club, He is looking for a return to management and has recently claimed he wants the honour of being the first German to manage in the Premier League.
Sven Gollum Eriksson - Soon to be Available
For some reason he would appear to have friends on the Newcastle Board.
He was a successful club manager and has a strong record with England.
His salary would be difficult to manage given the state of the clubs finances and his personal life would outstrip most of the ‘personalities’ we’ve had at this club in recent years – perhaps with the exception of Tino. I would also question his ability to handle the unique nature of the fans at Newcastle.
Claudio Ranieri - Available
He’s available so I suppose he’s bound to be linked by the media.
A largely uninspiring spell at Chelsea (despite the Millions) led to his departure.
I wonder if the man dubbed ‘The Tinkerman’ by the British press would find his resources too limited.
Stuart Pearce - Man City
If I had my way he would never have been allowed to leave the club. There isn’t a manager around the embodies the passion and spirit that fans expect from every player in every game.
His first spell at management with Nottm Forrest suggested he has what it takes to be a great boss, he is now proving that with Man City
A non starter as he wouldn’t be allowed to leave.
Paul Jewell - Wigan
Nobody can deny what Wigan have achieved this season has been remarkable, with limited budget they have played with commitment and a fearlessness that a lot of people would like to see from Newcastle.
Despite being able to bring the best out of players, Paul Jewell lacks experience and Wigan are unlikely to want to let him go.
Alex McLeish Rangers - Available in the Summer
Rangers have announced that Alex will be leaving in the summer.
Despite things going a little pear shaped recently he has led Rangers to the latter stages of the Champions League
Outside Bets
Steve McClaren Mick McCarthy / Boro Sunderland, Soon to be Available
Following the recruitment policy at Newcastle of signing managers that are about to be pushed Steve and Mick must be an outside chance…..
Ant & Dec - Saturday Nights may be busy…
They have experience of entertaining on a weekend…
Steve Bruce - Brum
Please God no……
Martin O’Neil - Available
A bookies favourite for all jobs that have been made available since he left Celtic, even Alex Ferguson has had to watch his back if the papers are to believed.Now considering employment again after taking time to be with his sick wife, he is believed to fancy another crack at club management before taking a more removed role in international football.
He is well respected within the game and has topped every poll to date with the fans.
Ottmar Hitzfeld - TV Contract until Summer
There is a growing following for the German coach, with many papers suggesting he is in the running.Due to finish a self imposed sabbatical from the game after this summers world cup, like O’Neil NUFC would not have to buy out an existing contract.
He has a faultless CV and can claim to be the only man to manage two teams to victory in the Champions League (Not even the special one himself has managed that yet)
Undeniably one of the best managers in the world today.
Sam Allardyce - Bolton Wanderers
Proven he can manage and attract some of the world’s biggest players (Hierro, Okocha, Campo) he does so on a budget. That has got to be a big plus in the eyes of the Newcastle board.Despite his success with Bolton he doesn’t have the experience at the very highest level that some of the other candidates have and Bolton are doing everything they can to tie him down, including offering him a big budget for next season.
Ralf Rangnick - Available
Had a successful spell with Schalke before walking away as a result of the ‘Politics’ within the club, He is looking for a return to management and has recently claimed he wants the honour of being the first German to manage in the Premier League.
Sven Gollum Eriksson - Soon to be Available
For some reason he would appear to have friends on the Newcastle Board.
He was a successful club manager and has a strong record with England.
His salary would be difficult to manage given the state of the clubs finances and his personal life would outstrip most of the ‘personalities’ we’ve had at this club in recent years – perhaps with the exception of Tino. I would also question his ability to handle the unique nature of the fans at Newcastle.
Claudio Ranieri - Available
He’s available so I suppose he’s bound to be linked by the media.
A largely uninspiring spell at Chelsea (despite the Millions) led to his departure.
I wonder if the man dubbed ‘The Tinkerman’ by the British press would find his resources too limited.
Stuart Pearce - Man City
If I had my way he would never have been allowed to leave the club. There isn’t a manager around the embodies the passion and spirit that fans expect from every player in every game.
His first spell at management with Nottm Forrest suggested he has what it takes to be a great boss, he is now proving that with Man City
A non starter as he wouldn’t be allowed to leave.
Paul Jewell - Wigan
Nobody can deny what Wigan have achieved this season has been remarkable, with limited budget they have played with commitment and a fearlessness that a lot of people would like to see from Newcastle.
Despite being able to bring the best out of players, Paul Jewell lacks experience and Wigan are unlikely to want to let him go.
Alex McLeish Rangers - Available in the Summer
Rangers have announced that Alex will be leaving in the summer.
Despite things going a little pear shaped recently he has led Rangers to the latter stages of the Champions League
Outside Bets
Steve McClaren Mick McCarthy / Boro Sunderland, Soon to be Available
Following the recruitment policy at Newcastle of signing managers that are about to be pushed Steve and Mick must be an outside chance…..
Ant & Dec - Saturday Nights may be busy…
They have experience of entertaining on a weekend…
Steve Bruce - Brum
Please God no……
All Change
Well its been a busy few weeks at St James Park.
Freddie, with the threat of relegation looming, has axed Graeme Souness after less than 18 months in charge. With questions still being asked (about his appointment, not his sacking) the search for his successor begins.*
Big Al has finally reached the 201 mark, confirming himself as the greatest striker to wear the black and white shirt and in the process bringing about the biggest cheer since the Keegan era. Hopefully the faithful will continue with the vigour showed against Man City and help the club try and restore some pride from what has been a truly appalling season to date.
With a little luck ( and a display of commitment that has been lacking in recent months ) the lads will get some momentum going, starting with the Villa this Saturday.
* It has been suggested that if we fail to find a new boss with the relevant qualifications, within the twelve week limit imposed by the FA, that Freddie will promote Tommy Craig to manager for the final two games of the season. This would allow us to appoint someone during the close season.
Freddie, with the threat of relegation looming, has axed Graeme Souness after less than 18 months in charge. With questions still being asked (about his appointment, not his sacking) the search for his successor begins.*
Big Al has finally reached the 201 mark, confirming himself as the greatest striker to wear the black and white shirt and in the process bringing about the biggest cheer since the Keegan era. Hopefully the faithful will continue with the vigour showed against Man City and help the club try and restore some pride from what has been a truly appalling season to date.
With a little luck ( and a display of commitment that has been lacking in recent months ) the lads will get some momentum going, starting with the Villa this Saturday.
* It has been suggested that if we fail to find a new boss with the relevant qualifications, within the twelve week limit imposed by the FA, that Freddie will promote Tommy Craig to manager for the final two games of the season. This would allow us to appoint someone during the close season.
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Next manager for the Toon!
It has to be Hitzfeld, go the the website and read ALL the dossier then tell me of someone who is available and better qualified.
Freddie are you listening?
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Offside rule for women
The Offside Rule explained for girls:
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.
Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to
pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.
Always remembering that until the purse has *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.
Not being female i couldnt say if this helps, Cant harm though can it?
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.
Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to
pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.
Always remembering that until the purse has *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.
Not being female i couldnt say if this helps, Cant harm though can it?
Thursday, February 02, 2006
Thank f**k for that
Souness Sacked
Freddie has finally decided to axe Souness. There are already people asking why he was not sacked during the transfer window, that way atleast any incoming manager would have the chance to deal his way out of trouble.
I have always said that souness should be given till the end of the season - not because i held out much hope of him turning things around, but so that we avoid the problem of feeling presurised into taking any manager that wants the job.
While his position was at risk, and has been for a long time, i dont think there were many people who thought we would be in this position now. With relegation a distinct possibility Freddie had to act now rather than wait till the end of the season.
With hindsight, Souness should have been pushed long before now but by the same argument he should never have been employed in the first place.
The media will have a field day (or month) linking managers to the job. I hope Feddie installs a caretaker manager until the end of the season so that the club can settle and ensure we play our way out of the relegation fight. I dont hold out much hope that he has lined up a big name boss to get us out of trouble.
I do wonder though if this is the result he wanted when Freddie announced that Newcastle should move thier news coverage from the front to the back pages....
Freddie has finally decided to axe Souness. There are already people asking why he was not sacked during the transfer window, that way atleast any incoming manager would have the chance to deal his way out of trouble.
I have always said that souness should be given till the end of the season - not because i held out much hope of him turning things around, but so that we avoid the problem of feeling presurised into taking any manager that wants the job.
While his position was at risk, and has been for a long time, i dont think there were many people who thought we would be in this position now. With relegation a distinct possibility Freddie had to act now rather than wait till the end of the season.
With hindsight, Souness should have been pushed long before now but by the same argument he should never have been employed in the first place.
The media will have a field day (or month) linking managers to the job. I hope Feddie installs a caretaker manager until the end of the season so that the club can settle and ensure we play our way out of the relegation fight. I dont hold out much hope that he has lined up a big name boss to get us out of trouble.
I do wonder though if this is the result he wanted when Freddie announced that Newcastle should move thier news coverage from the front to the back pages....
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Random Thought
SMB's only hope.
If the mackems are relegated and nobody is there to see it, are they indeed relegated?
by that argument:
A chance for peace?
If shearer doesnt score but 52,000 people close there eyes and say he did, will the press believe them?
Who knows, and indeed, who cares....
If the mackems are relegated and nobody is there to see it, are they indeed relegated?
by that argument:
A chance for peace?
If shearer doesnt score but 52,000 people close there eyes and say he did, will the press believe them?
Who knows, and indeed, who cares....
Monday, January 30, 2006
My first post
Okay, So this place doesnt look like much now.... and it wont for a while, so if your looking for a work of art goto Yummy!
Now so whats this all about?
This is my first post! Yey!!!
I will post details and occasionaly photos of what im upto and my moans about the inept performances of the overpaid muppets that are currently wearing the black and white.
Now so whats this all about?
This is my first post! Yey!!!
I will post details and occasionaly photos of what im upto and my moans about the inept performances of the overpaid muppets that are currently wearing the black and white.
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